Ask Laurelin
female muscles kicked- I’m happy to show you how I kick with my female muscles. Now stand still.
laurelin needs- chocolate, silly jokes (submissions welcome), her muse (currently snoring), the world to completely change in order to become a suitable environment for women to thrive in, tiger balm.
males have higher iqs; men and women’s IQS- To quote the amazing Charlotte Perkins Gilman: ‘the brain is not an organ of sex. As well speak of the female liver’ (It’s related to the subject!). I already demolished this ‘women stoopid’ nonsense here.
trudi styler vagina- that would be filed under ‘None Of Your Business, Pervert’.
trudi styler revealing dress- see above.
cricket hater- I like the noise they make. Although I’m never sure why the poets call it a ’song’.
raisin allergies- suck like a vacuum. I’d avoid grapes as well if I were you. Which in this case I am, as I am allergic to raisins and I avoid grapes, but I’m not actually you because I didn’t search this myself…. I’m going cross-eyed.
women independance [sic] comment- I will just note here that true independence requires financial, emotional and physical security, all of which women are deprived of to varying degrees.
pro prostitution speeches- I personally side with the radical feminist stance on this issue as expressed by Finn Mackay here. Here is my take on pornography and freedom of expression. Differing opinions on prostitution are discussed by the socialist feminists Volsunga (here and here) and Alecto.
face picture of eating something sour-
what excuse for kerb crawling- there are none.
ocd female male- both sexes can have OCD.
a woman’s sexual past- is (here we go again) None Of Your Business. If she doesn’t want to tell you, then she doesn’t have to. Go get a life.
abi titmuss, my bum- I doubt she has even the slightest interest in your backside, mate.
walnuts roof of mouth itches- ’tis an allergy. Stop eating them. Yeah, it’s annoying. I liked them too. *shrugs*
kungfu for women- great fun! Hope you enjoy!
sharleen photo- It helps if you use ‘image search’, sweetpea.
what the fuck is going on with telewest- I don’t know. I’ve asked several times, but they just stick their fingers in their ears and yell ‘prude!’
why men honk at women on the street- because they’re jerks.
majority of NZ prostitutes are trafficke[d]- Information on trafficking in women can be found here.
EROTIC BLOGS- I can’t help you, I’m one of them prudes!
ocd fear someone will die- you’re not alone.
Random opinions
“watch deep throat”- “No. I have a conscience. Look it up some time, moron”.
“respect is…”- essential. And in the dictionary.
Everyone with OCD should either piss off- or do what? Finish your sentences for you?
den of the biting beaver sucks- Has BB dared to question your privilege again? Awww, poor little thing, stuck squished on the bottom of her troll-stomping boots!
honk at women on the street- do it and I will beat several shades of tar out of you.
should women let themselves be fucked by [ ]- there is no ’should’. There is nothing sexual that women ’should’ do. It’s her body, and she can do what she wants with it. Whatever you want is irrelevant, it’s her decision. And if you try and badger a woman into something she doesn’t want to do, it’s rape. Leave her alone.
We now live by women’s rules comments bu[t]- Have you checked out who rules the world lately?
Get some industrial strength therapy and stay away from women
fucking two sisters
unclothed tribal pictures
wifes getting fucked in front of their h[usbands]
real life honeymoon sex pictures
india
life size female soft dummies for sale
Rapists: fuck off and die, do the world a favour
girls getting fucked in there sleep
unwilling chicks getting fucked
raped and tortured
girls getting fucked in their sleep
baby escort tottenham court rd
picturs 12years girl raped
animals fucking women
girls getting deflowered
various torture methods for romeo and ju
girl getting firmly fucked by dog
girls getting fucked by M.S. 13
girls being fucked and beaten
rape like the rain you might as well enj[oy]
lose cunts being fucked
unwilling+rape+sex+no+hard+fuck+free
[...] Inspired as I so often am by Laurelin, I thought I'd share some of the weird, creepy and plain disgusting search terms that people have used to find this blog. Be warned it doesn't make easy reading – there are some truly sick people out there, and most of them seem to have visited me at some point. [...]
Pingback by The Shouty Woman » Shouty Searches — June 13, 2006 @ 9:02 pm
“girls getting fucked by M.S. 13″
I regularly get fucked (over) by MS Windows XP, if that helps anyone.
Comment by Nella — June 14, 2006 @ 11:52 am
Eurgh – who in the name of all that is good search under these terms. It’s enough to make you hate people.
Comment by tp — June 14, 2006 @ 5:22 pm
Hey, lookie here! I’ve made the big time eh? *biggrin* Aww well, can’t get enough hate mail, I keep telling myself that the day that the hate mail overwhelms the fan mail I’m out. So far it ain’t even close.
On a more serious note, damnit those searches are disturbing and it gets harder and harder to pull them out and write them all down. I think you’re doing something valuable here if only to show everyone that these folks DO exist and in larger numbers than any of us really want to believe.
Comment by bitingbeaver — June 15, 2006 @ 2:05 pm
I don’t suppose you get many ‘fucking angry women (damn right)’ searches; alas!
Did like the fuck off and die one, though. I’m not subtle but I know what I like.
Comment by simplywondered — July 6, 2006 @ 10:58 am